I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
this is 100% definitely what happened.
- my friend (talking about a guy who recently asked her out): like damn megan he was fucking smooth as fucking smooth things like legs right after you shave them like i dont even know man, those boys i must be cautious of like they just fuckin swoop in man like caw caw mothafucka
Kevin didn’t know about the angel in Sam right?
So kevin’s last sight and experience was Sam killing him oh my gOD i want to die
the quadratic formula
one day a very negative boy couldn’t decide whether or not he wanted to go to a house party. the boy was square so he missed out on 4 awesome chicks, and the party was over at 2 am
that is, (-b +/- ((b^2-4ac)^1/2)/2a
or the quadratic formula
you are a genius